imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
Shout out to Scribblenauts for being the only game that lets me have a dogfight with a flying shark when I’m riding an airborne, sword-wielding turbo rainbow cow while manning a chainsaw and wearing a jet pack.
i just realized that im literally the strongest trainer in kalos. i could do anything, commit any crime, and nobody could stop me because my pokemon trump theirs. i could ride my 8 foot tall tyrantrum into a mall and take whatever i want. i could literally RULE kalos with yveltal. what the fuck am i doing making this weak ass trainer PR video. im basically a god. im taking over and there’s nobody to stop me
i think i just became a pokemon game villain